How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do they call the pun masters of the streets?

Punksters

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.