How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.