What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Quick Jokes More Quick Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ?

Abba'out turn ! Quick march!