What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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