Sugar Puff Daddy
Tennish.
They both like to crack open a cold one
He was a cereal defenestrator.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Because his flows were so sick.
He got a way with words.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
