Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

7 Year Old Jokes More 7 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Rot Jokes More Rot Jokes

What does a rotting corpse say?

idk

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)