What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

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Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.