What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.