What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."