Honey, I'm home."
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Neighbor
A "moderator", apparently.
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Judge Dread.