What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."