How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!