How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!