How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Electrical Engineer Jokes More Electrical Engineer Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!