Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.