What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.