What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do selfies make me want to do?

Shoot myself

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What do you call an ex-Muslim?

A Waslim

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.