What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.