Once more into the breech, dear friends
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
With paper clips.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Reload and shoot again.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
With a pair of Caesars...
Dong-Ding.
Because money talks.
Paper clips.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
Patty-OFurniture
Patti O'Furniture
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
they both make black guys run faster
A masochist
A Buccaneer
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."