What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad