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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Imagination.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
D-flat
They're both crushed-asians
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Oh yeah. Imagination.
GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Because they had a crush on each other !sna
Leave the dungeon door unlocked.
A Crush
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
Donald Trunk.
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
They are both crushed-asians
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Crushing the blacks.
For smoking in bed.
Simple, you get stoned twice
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
A: The car salesman can probably drive!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Please step out of the vehicle sir."
A crush crush
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Because he made the First Order!
They are both crustaceans.
They're shellfish in bed.
Smoked Muenster.
Stand up!
They need someone to play the bit parts.
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
