What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.