He took his wife for granite.
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Because they can get their whole grains.
I am going to make the bedrock.
May I have Eurasian plate?
Don't take me for granite!
I appreciate the sediment.
His boss always took him for granite.
They like rock.
Stone deaf...
He fell into it.
Rock concerts.*
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Because they practice relative dating!
He was doing crystal math.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
Red, it gold.
Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
E.T. learned English and went home.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*
They go to the mooooovies.
Whatever floats his boat.
Rock and Heavy Metal
A rocking Cher.
His career was in ruins.
Because her career was in ruins
Because he thought people were taking him for granite.
Because he takes it for granite.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
