What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.