What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What did the baby order at the chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.