What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum