Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Where does bad light go?

Into a prism.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.