Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.