Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon