Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime