Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.