Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.