What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!