What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!