The pet store
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The ICU (I-see-you!)
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
Auschwitz
drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
Cracker Barrel.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
In the I.C.U.
In the ICU.
Mount Rushmore.
Heavy Metals.
He needed a place to crash.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A read-only man.
A Biplane.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
They meet up a work
I met a knight
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
They couldn't afford it.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
The laundromat.
