Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Bad Place Jokes More Bad Place Jokes

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.