Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm?

He thlides into your DMth.

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How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.