How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.