How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.