How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.