How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Previous Random Joke Next

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.