What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9