What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker