What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.