What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

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What do you call a really handsome potato?

A spud.

What do you call a rotten potato?

A dud of a spud.