What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.