What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life