What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.