It lost its porpoise.
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Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?"
A porpoise.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He didn't see a porpoise...
You did that on porpoise
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What's the porpoise?
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Because they lacked porpoises.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
There is no porpoise."
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I need a porpoise.
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
Because he had no porpoise.
You have served your porpoise.
With a porpoise.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
The registration of the car that ran him over !
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
A smokesalottapotamus.
Having to admit you have autism :,P
His family died.
Briiiiines...
He uses a Luigi board.
Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded
Dolphout
