What kinds of stories do dolphins tell ...

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.