What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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Reptiles !

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

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A tale of whoa!

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.