What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.