Neither deliver on Sundays.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Swallow Jesus.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
Post office.
Their femail
