How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.