How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.