How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.