How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What do you call an all Sikh band?

N'Singh.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.