Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

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What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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Sunday school.

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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday