Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.