Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ?

Adeline extra to the letter !