Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.