Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)