How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Gluten Tag Jokes More Gluten Tag Jokes

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*