How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*