What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)