What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.