What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)