Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn