Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)