What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

Where I from?

Please tell me.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.