What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.