Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.