Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.