Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.