Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Cat Food Jokes More Cat Food Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Little Chicken Jokes More Little Chicken Jokes

Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !