Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...