What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.