What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.