What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

they are both purple, except for the rabbit.