Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!