What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.