What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*