What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.