Because the land never waves back
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they wanted to restore the CNNomies
A row bot.
Bobby
A start.
Nothing, it just waved.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
A nervous wreck.
Because the beach never waved back.
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A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
They're plane to sea
Sink-o de Mayo"
On a Gir-raft.
A good start.
Black people can't swim. -.-
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Because the sky is
Because of all the seaweed!
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Quatro Sinko
A lionfish
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
It had a sandy bottom.
I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.
You can run but you can't tide."
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Bob.
Bob
To get to the other tide!
Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
Bob Barker
A Dell, rolling in the deep.
Bait.
The ocean.
A seasaw
A Whale Way
A hermit crab !
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
He saw the bottom of the ocean
They were both shot in Vegas!
A drowning epileptic.
An acappellago
Wavy hair.
They use boo-eys.
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
A good start
To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.
It was an emergent sea.
Bob. *I'm so sorry*
Columbus.
A Two-knee fish!.....
The Marijuanas Trench.
Root Beer Floats!
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
A Dell rolling in the deep.
A: On a map!
It's the sea section.
The letter C.
Water you doing here
The ocean
A Dell - Rolling In The Deep
Freedom.
A good start!
A loan shark!
Nothing, he was just full of tears
A Columbus.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Because it's too salty.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
a good start.
Sea it and Wave :3
So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."
Wavy !
Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.
He was too far out.
scubGodivas.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Thanks for all the sediment.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
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A row bot
San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)
Get out of my son.
Annette!
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Patio Furniture.
Matt
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
