Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.