Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.