What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"