What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"